Issue 1- The Shakey First Edition

HEADLINES

-TRAFFIC WATCH: Heavy traffic expected on M1 after Lurgan's weekly security alert on Monday.

-ECONOMY: Petition for Northern Ireland to be considered special case due to limp.

-WORLD NEWS: Stockholm just an 'alright' place to live.

-RELIGION: East Belfast versus West- God can't decide, leaves choice to Odin.

-SPORT: New Extreme sport announced- Pass The Parcel In A Belfast Pub.