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Thursday, 30 October 2014

In Top Stories...

Feargal Sharkey's hair still not allowed in Derry (read more...)

The only way Feargal Sharkey is getting into Derry

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Saturday, 25 October 2014

In Traffic and Travel...

Belfast Declared Least Congested City in Belfast (read more...)

How everyone pictures Belfast... kind of grayish brown.

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Labels: Traffic and Travel

In Politics...

NI21 Still A Thing... apparently (read more...)

Aspire to better... leadership?

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Labels: Politics

Tuesday, 26 July 2011

In Arts and Entertainment...

Coming Soon to UTV (read more...)

UTV: "Turn on, tune in, turn off."
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Saturday, 19 February 2011

In Arts and Entertainment...

Friends to get Northern Ireland reboot (read more...)

Because people will cash in on it so long as the DVDs are available.
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Labels: Arts and Entertainment

In Top Stories...

Malone Road to be inoculated against poor people (read more...)

A picture, soon to be the only way for most people to see the Malone Road.
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In Science & Technology...

Queen's University- Space is big (read more...)

Queen's University, groundbreaking science.
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Labels: Science Technology

Friday, 18 February 2011

In Religion...

Communion Wafers: body of Christ or everything but the penis? (read more...)

The Vatican, the world's largest importer of communion wafers.
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Labels: Religion

Wednesday, 16 February 2011

In Environment...

Toxic Waste 'not that bad' according to NIEA (read more...)

Issuing statements to prove they're useful.
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Labels: Environment

Tuesday, 15 February 2011

In Sport...

Glentoran to switch from Homewheat to plain Digestives in efficiency savings (read more...)

Glentoran Football Club, tight.
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